Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', butt mayonaise
|
Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', it seems it's not my day
|
Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', I passed some glass
|
Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', and blue chunks out my ass
|
I drank lots of apple wine last night
|
And now my bowels, they don't feel so right
|
Wet fart! Something don't feel right
|
Wet fart! Soiled my pants tonight
|
|
Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', butt mayonaise
|
Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', it seems it's not my day
|
Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', I passed some glass
|
Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', and blue chunks out my ass
|
|
Lack of control, what else can I say?
|
My rectal dribble leaves a spot that stays
|
Wet fart! No reason or rhyme
|
Wet fart! Dinglberry time
|
|
Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', butt mayonaise
|
Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', it seems it's not my day
|
Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', Ipassed some glass
|
Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', and blue chunks out my ass
|
|
Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', butt mayonaise
|
Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', it seems it's not my day
|
Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', Ipassed some glass
|
Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', and blue chunks out my ass
|
|
Now I lessen for you all to hear
|
Don't trust that feeling knocking at your rear
|
Wet fart! I'm not that perplexed
|
Wet fart! You just might be next
|
|
Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', butt mayonaise
|
Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', it seems it's not my day
|
Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', Ipassed some glass
|
Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', and blue chunks out my ass
|
Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', butt mayonaise
|
Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', it seems it's not my day
|
Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', Ipassed some glass
|
Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', and blue chunks out my ass
|
|
-----------------
|
Flirtin' With Desaster
|
| Tankard |
