GWAR, the once mighty
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Scumdogs of the Universe wallow in the filth that their lives have become.
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Drug addicted, riddled with disease
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They're not dogs, they're just scum...
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Could they get a chance to change their fate
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Destroy the things they've come to love with hate
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Only time will tell...
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I'm sick of this damn planet and the sluts and the booze,
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I'd like to kill the Master, and start turning the screws
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The sins of this planet have long since grown stale
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We need to kill on a galactic scale
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Forsaken by their cosmic master,
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GWAR constantly schemes
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For a way to escape Earth, realize their twisted dreams
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Old men fly into space, GWAR cannot...
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This re-occuring pattern of failure
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Has fucked with them a lot
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Get me the hell out of Dodge I'll turn in my card at the Moose Lodge
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But first let me settle my account at
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Blockbuster and bid fond adieu to my friend General Custer...
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I scream to the heavens to split open wide and let loose a torrent
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of death's ghastly tide
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The power of Chaos, there's no reason why
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We need a way to make everybody die...
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The ancient legend of "The TimeBomb",
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an alien device which supposedly chronicled all time's events
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from the beginning-to the end.
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If it could be deciphed by our bum, bling anti-heroes,
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then the end of the world would come.
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As to what this has to do with anything, I'm not really sure...
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Out there the power is growing and it's growing fast
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Here the only thing growing is my big fat ass.
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Sales are dropping, riffs are slopping
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Can you smell the zits I'm popping
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What the hell can we do?
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We've done it all,
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I've humped god's nose
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I've reeked of booze...
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I've cancelled shows
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Became everything that I despised And my own hell I recognize
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But there's just so many little bohabs and they're always crowding
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around begging me to suckle them and tie their mothers down
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I will kill their girlfriends,
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I will smoke their crack I become the pimp-daddy,
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I become the Mack
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But everyday I'm doing I'm dying deep inside
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But I'm gonna tell ya something gonna give ya back your pride
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So here's a little thought that I had the other day
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If we could blow the planet up
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We could just float away
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Escape From The Mooselodge
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| Gwar |
