We begin the sad tale when Terry was young
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When Enid Blyton proved lots of fun
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But his vision didn't dim his adventurous nights
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He read the Secret Seven under artificial lights
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Oh dear what's with Terry
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Oh dear its not right
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The local girls are not so pretty
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But they all look the same through Terry's sight
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Then came the day Terry always did dread
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Christmas had come a present lay on his bed
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A Johnny 7 or a cuddly toy ?
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No harm them glasses fit for a boy
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Oh dear what's ...
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Wearing glasses never became the craze
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So the years they passed in a hazy daze
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Even at matches he'd shout and roar
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Pretending he'd seen another George Best goal
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Being Joe 90 has proved a success
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But he's no Clark Gable never the less
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They found the answer to this classic case
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It wasn't the glasses its his horrible face
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Oh dear what's ...
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What's With Terry?
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| The Undertones |
