Listen boys and girls
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About the other world
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It's just a day job
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Night job
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Odd job
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Nose job
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Hand job
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Blow job
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Rack job
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Snow job
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Boring 9-to-5 job
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Rather have a knob job
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Things get too inertial
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No time for commercials
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I'd rather be a clone
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I guess I'm going home
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To visit Kojak
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Gong Show
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Happy Days
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Adam-12
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Edge Of Night
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Love Of Life
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Johnny Carson Merv and Mike
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Good Times
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Make A Deal
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Charlie's Angels
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Family Feud
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Feeling so much thinner
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I need a TV dinner
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I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
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TV suicide
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TV suicide
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What a lovely way to die
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It's a television suicide
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Please stand by
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We're coming to you live
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'Cause we got news
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Hot news
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Flash news
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Trash news
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Funny news
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Stupid news
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Comprehensive overviews
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Eyewitness TV news
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Brought to you by Gucci shoes
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This one is so juicy
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We're pre-empting Lucy
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Coming down the street
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The sound of running feet
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He's at the front door
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Back door
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Side door
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Cellar door
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First floor
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Second floor
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Third floor
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Bedroom door
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Throws himself across the floor
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Turns it on to Channel 4
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Stay tuned to this channel
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For our all-star panel
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I used to know him
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He seemed like a regular guy
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TV suicide
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TV suicide
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What a lovely way to die
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It's another case of telecide
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TV suicide
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TV suicide
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What a lovely way to die
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It's a television suicide
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Telecide
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