Welcome to our show my friends
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You'll find it's rather quiant
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We spent years upon the decor
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And the perfect shade of paint
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Anyway I'm sure you came for fun
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And well a little bit of laugh
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So get ready to smile big
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And I'm sure that we'll have a blast
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That's right, gang
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Let's sing a happy song
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With easy words
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So the kids at home can sing along
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It goe
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Sunshine is real good
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When it shines on me
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All day long we smile
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'Cause we are so happy
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You try
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Sunshine is real good
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When it shines on me
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All day long we smile
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'Cause we are so happy
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Welcome to Uncle Puttleman's
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Today I'm sure we'll have a real good time
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Welcome kids
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This is Uncle Puttleman
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A happy jolly friend of yours and mine
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Singing all his silly songs
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To tunes that kids all know
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It all adds to the wonder
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And the magic of his show
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Jovial all the time
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We know how to make you smile
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Others go the distance
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But I go the extra mile
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Sunshine is my life
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And I do the best I can
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Count on me for good times
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I'm your Uncle Puttleman
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Okay kids
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Now for Uncle Puttleman
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The joy of this
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Can never start too soon
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I know what
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You want from Uncle Puttleman
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We can watch ultra violent cartoons
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Remember kids to watch
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'Cause the rating share is down
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I might go off the air
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And it causes me to frown
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I guess everybody wants to watch
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Some damn dinosaur instead of me
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I mean, what the hell
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I'm Uncle Puttleman and you suck
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I've got bills to pay
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So you can just shove it up your ass
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Uh, uh yeah
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I was just kidding
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Remember not to say
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any of those words
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in front of your mommies
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Okay, kids
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Yeah, all right
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Great
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All right
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Do this for Uncle Puttleman
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When you go out
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Shopping at the malls
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Say you want
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All the Uncle Puttleman
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T-shirts, books and toys and happy dolls
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Sing another song in another happy way
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Then when we're all done
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We'll have a real great day
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Goodbye kids
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That's all for Uncle Puttleman
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The time has come
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For our great time to end
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See you soon
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From your Uncle Puttleman
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Tune in tomorrow
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And we'll be good friends
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Uncle Puttleman
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