written by Ugly Kid Joe
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My superstars were laced up tight
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And all the sinners were gathered in white
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The pearly gates were opened up wide
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And the Lord must have seen me with his big red eyes
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So I stepped out to the clouds
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The holy father was getting down
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And as I ordered a round of drinks
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He said I got a little story tell me what you think
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Moses used to sniff the lines
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Noah used to rock the boat sometimes
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Mary used to get undone
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Jesus rode a Harley Davidson
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All the angels were gathered around
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Leather boots and lace night gowns
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And one started to kiss my feet
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She said the Lord got a red light on at every street
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My superstars were laced up tight
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And all the sinners were gathered in white
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The pearly gates were opened up wide
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And the Lord must have seen me with his big red eyes
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JESUS RODE A HARLEY
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| Ugly Kid Joe |