THIS SUCKS
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Monday mornin runnin late
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I hate this damn job anyway
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To many hours. Not enough pay
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The only thing I can say is, THIS SUCKS!
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2 Hours at the D.M.V.
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Assaulted by a swarm of bees
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A root canal is all I need
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To make the day complete, THIS SUCKS
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Unless I win the lottery or
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Turn water into gas
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Write a country hit or
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Find a marijuana stash
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I'll be right here from 9 to 5
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With an idiot for a boss
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Just dreamin bout an Island
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Where the women don¡¯t wear tops, THIS SUCKS
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OH YEAH! IT SUCKS
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T.G.I.F. what a week
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But, 5 more minutes sets me free
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Can't wait for a little bitta T.L.C.
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Oh crap! I lost my keys, THIS SUCKS
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Hurryin home run outta gas
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Basement flooded what a mess
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Her eyes are sayin P.M.S.
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Just shoot me now I guess, THIS SUCKS
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I asked her how her day was
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Then I stood and watched her ball
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Yeah it's that time of the month
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And she missed a clearance sale at the mall
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In a panic I said you're beautiful
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But I think that pissed her off
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Now I stare out the window
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And I whispered really soft, THIS SUCKS
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YEAH! YOU KNOW IT SUCKS
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Last night I dreamed I died
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And flew toward the heavens light
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I'D finally found my happy place where everything was right
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But that light burst into flames
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Oh man! I'm screwed again it seems
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Then suddenly I realized that even in my dreams, THIS SUCKS
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OH YA THIS SUCKS
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IT REALLY SUCKS
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OH MAN THIS SUCKS
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This Sucks
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| Uncle Outrage |