[Intro]
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"You again" - "Are you following me?"
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"Why no, I'm stalking you"
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*scratching*
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From a distance I desired her
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Se-secretly admired her
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*scratching*
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From a distance I desired her
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Se-secretly admired her
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[Verse 1]
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I stroll through the mall
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Runnin' my finger along the wall
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I just left a restroom stall
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Got a strange way of movin'
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Strange way of dressin'
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Strange way of makin' a, good first impression
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Memphis only jacket, unidentified packet
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Sunglasses, jeans wash was acid, newspaper in the back
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I also got a dagger strapped to my leg
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but who knows what I'm gonna do with that
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A sick fuck without employment
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Hankerin' in every single shopping center for my own enjoyment
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I checkin' out a girl that's fly
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She's workin' at the mack make-up counter next to Best Buy
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Waitin' by the elevator, tryna look busy
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So I can figure out what I'm gonna tell her later
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First time I met her I didn't really bait her
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I was making change as she was purchasin' a peter
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I gave her money back, she gave me a look
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Batted her, eyelashes that was all that it took
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Now she owes me, cause it's obvious she wants me
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I'm looking at you, girl I must have you
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[Sample of someone talking]
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Cause you're the one
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You are the unspoiled virgin bride
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You are the blonde canvas on which I will paint my future
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Don't you remember you smiled at me once at the croissant tray
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[Verse 2]
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Quirky and eccentric, I'm a true fiend
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I know her routine, her eyes are blue green
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I guess they're contacts cause they used to be brown
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Plus I watched her get 'em at the optician downtown
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I'm always scopin' her usually from far away
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She rides the silver Audi off to work everyday
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Except for Thursday she gets a ride from her mother
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or some other dude until I killed that motherfucker
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Forget the narrative, I'm thinkin' horse drawn carriages
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and marriages, she likes to eat esparogus so I think
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Cause it stinks when I'm hangin' out
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At her bathroom sink, having a drink
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When she's at the shrink
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Yo she never should've winked
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Now I got her name on my arm in ink
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I'm in her closet strokin' her mink
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Looking for the missing link
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But all I find is Pink and N'Sync
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She's sweet, sixteen and good yet she's callin' me a creep
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Cause I'm sneakin' through her backyard just to watch her sleep
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Rain snow or sleet, ya gotta understand
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Everywhere she goes there I am, the stalker
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Hook:
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*scratching*
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From a distance I desired her
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Se-secretly admired her
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*scratching*
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From a distance I desired her
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Alright wanna know what I do
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Listen this is how it goes
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[Verse 3]
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Find out where she works, go online do a search
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Dig up some dirt, put on a shirt buy her some skirts
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But look like a regular guy don't go berserk
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You whole goal's to flirt but now ya gotta lurk
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Pretend you're a customer, grab yourself a map
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And throw an extra sweater in the bag from The Gap
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And keep a low pro, but don't look conspicuous
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And don't wear that Iceberg, Why?, it looks ridiculous
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Rapid french find a bench near the wench
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Put your elbows on ya lap and just sit there like that
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Nah, it sounds dreadful but find out her schedule
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If she gotta close, ya gotta rock the janitor's clothes
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and change thrash 'til ya knees hurt
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Water plants in the short sleeve shirt cause you need work
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And if she's off at eleven
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Be outside with ya lights out and the engine revvin'
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*engine revving*
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[Older guys talking]
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Well I realise recently that I'm getting older
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and I think that when I knew this was that teenage girls
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don't acknowledge me as a sexual being
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Now don't misunderstand me, I'm not saying that I wanna
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have sex with teenage girls throw me a bone ya know
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How about a smile ya know what I mean? nothing
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Nothing unless it's to turn to their friends and go
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Why is that weird guy looking at us? (laughing)
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What is he doing at the mall?
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We can get to the food court their guards there run you guys
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I lied, I lied, I lied, of of course I wanna have sex with
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teenage girls, doesn't everyone, (laughing even louder)
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| I mean that's why there's a law (everyone |
