It's the Good
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the bad
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and the Skinnee
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It's the Good
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the bad
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and the Skinnee
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It's the Good
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the bad
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and the Skinnee
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It's the Good
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the bad
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and the Skinnee
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The sun in the sky
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and I know it was high noon
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Hit the town center and enter the saloon
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Six shooter by my side but I'm down by five
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And the sign says J Guevara dead or alive
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Who shot the sheriff?
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I swear it wasn't me
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Case taken by mistake identity
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Now deputies and mounties
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hunt my black ass for bounty
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Now I'm jetting to avoid
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these Boba Fetting fiends that hound me
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There's a rally for an ally
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with voice loud like town crier
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On a steed name of tumbleweed
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arrives the Pale Rider
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It's the honkee
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on the donkey,
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my compadre
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Special J
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J Guevara knows the graveyard,
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but I know the grave
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We're guys in our disguises,
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with our mustaches phoney
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As we exit stage left
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we go express like a pony
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Then we're loose from the noose
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and we're back in the saddle
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Lil' Bruto's in the pack
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of the riff raff and rabble
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It's the Good
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the bad
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and the Skinnee
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It's the Good
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the bad
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and the Skinnee
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It's the Good
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the bad
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and the Skinnee
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It's the Good
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the bad
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and the Skinnee
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We're lost like Atlantis
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in this land of the lawless
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Legendary mercenary
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with an aim that is flawless
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In a mess nonetheless
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I confess like a sinner
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Special J's got my back
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while the buzzards got my innards,
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for dinner
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The cowards cower,
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the brave brave the elements
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I search the scenery for signs of intelligence
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Is this the fate of the J's,
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Special and Guevara
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Take our last breath of air
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up there on the Sierra
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Our hopes are dropping,
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the temperature is rising
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But look over there,
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where,
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there on the horizon
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A lone horseman
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approaches behold With gold from stagecoaches
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and fortunes fortold
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Now dreams of more clams
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than found by the seashore
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Have got J and I digging graves like Igor
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But when the world divides
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and men turn on their sons
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Those with their shovels
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and those with their guns
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It's the Good
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the bad
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and the Skinnee
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It's the Good
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the bad
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and the Skinnee
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It's the Good
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the bad
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and the Skinnee
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It's the Good
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the bad
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and the Skinnee
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Badges,
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we don't need no stinking badges
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Badges,
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we don't need no stinking badges
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Badges,
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we don't need no stinking badges
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Badges,
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we don't need no stinking badges
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Badges,
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we don't need no stinking badges
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Where justice comes looser
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than swedish massages
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Special J blowing up like a stick of dynamite
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I'm the rootinest tootenist hombre
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since Samuel Yosemite
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And I up the ante,
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you cant beat the J vigilante
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In the shanty
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bring inferno like Dante,
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or disco or towering foes are endangered
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like Manatees
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I cause calamaties like Jane
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It's the good
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the bad
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and the skinnee
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It's the good
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the bad
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and the skinnee
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It's the good
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the bad
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and the skinnee
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It's the good
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the bad
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and the skinnee
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