Small town, southern California
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Pretty people but I gotta warn ya
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They're country as it gets
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Divorce - everybody's cheatin'
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Rehab - everybody's drinkin'
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Welcome to the Wild Wild West
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They call it Hollywood
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It's not far from Dollywood
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Just small towns with a different name
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Dysfunctions, dysfunction
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No matter what state you come from
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It might as well be one and the same
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If we said our lives through music
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From here and now on
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And everybody sang along
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We'd sing a country song, oh, a country song
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We'd be singing a country song
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Tiny dogs and little bitty purses
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Cosmos - everybody nurses
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They get as trashed as we do, oh oh
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Four kids, different baby daddy
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Just hum, caught him with a fatty
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That goes down in our town too
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They call it Hollywood
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It's not far from Dollywood
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Just small towns with a different name
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Dysfunctions, dysfunction
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No matter what state you come from
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It might as well be one and the same
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If we said our lives through music
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From here and now on
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And everybody sang along
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We'd sing a country song, oh, a country song
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We'd be singing a country song
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Yeah, it's backwoods all the way to Hollywood
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It's one big reality show
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Oh yeah, it's back to the W-O-O-D-S
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All the same, no matter how you dress
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What you drive or who you know
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We're all stars in this Springer show
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There's silicone and breastaline
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Blowing up and getting thin
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That's what you get when you set foot in
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Hollywood
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It's not far from Dollywood
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Just small towns with a different name
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Dysfunctions, dysfunction
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No matter what state you come from
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It might as well be one and the same
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If we said our lives through music
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From here and now on
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And everybody sang along
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We'd sing a country song, oh, a country song
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We'd be singing a country song
|
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It's backwoods all the way to Hollywood
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It's one big reality show
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Oh yeah, it's back to the W-O-O-D-S
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We're all the same, no matter how you dress
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We'd sing a country song, oh, a country song
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We'd be singing a country song
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Hollywood
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| Maggie Rose |
