[Guy:] Haha ha ha, that was funny man
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[Watsky:] That was funny?
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[G:] Yeah. So what's the, uh, what's the real track 4, though?
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[W:] The real track?
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[G:] Yeah. That's- you're not actually gonna put that on the record though
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[W:] Yeah. That's actually track number 4 on the record
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[G:] Watsky
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[W:] I'm telling you man, it's not a stretch. It's possible to be funny and serious at the same time
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Y'know. Poignant
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[G:] Watsky
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[W:] Yes?
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[G:] You have to like, disrespect women and talk about clubs and shit, like, that's really important nowadays. That's what they want on the radio man
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[W:] Y'know, it's a track about, y'know, juvenile epilepsy and I feel like it'll be touching and-
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[G:] See okay- You shouldn't have gone anywhere past juvenile. Think JUVENILE. You didn't say bitch ONE TIME IN THAT RECORD
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[W:] No, but at the end of that, eh-
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[G:] Sprinkle it man. Sprinkle some disrespect on it
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[W:] Sprinkle it?
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[G:] Sprinkle a little disrespect on it. There's no disrespect on the record, it's too nice
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You need to have the big fucking glasses, a funny hat, where's your T-Pain effect?
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I want you to go back, go home, and write a better song with more bitches, fuck more peoples'... mothers. and sisters. and brothers. and grandmothers and shit
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Then come back here, and we'll talk
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[W:] Lemme bounce with the beat for a second. No homo
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Uhm, yeah. Whoo!
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Get in bed like I'm at war
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Make your vagina more than kinda sore
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I'm hung like a dinosaur
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Shit your hymen tor
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You're busted
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You never grew up like a Toys R Us kid
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I'm well-adjusted like jock strap crutches
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Bang my old teachers while the preschool watches
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Met a slow girl, I was fucking her fast
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Had some tight old pussy and got stuck in the PAASSSTTTT
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I molest old age, Grab the best old babe, in a breast hold babe
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Is your chest cold babe?
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Are those boobs your goosebumps?
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Hey sugar tits, can a pimp have two lumps?
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Measure my heart prick, whatever the night
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I use my dick as a yardstick to measure my height!
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I'm healing myself, I have a hole in my pocket
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And I'm feeling myself
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I'm like WuTang, your arts cookie cutter like a Warhol soup can
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The rapper who can destroy mere humans
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Fuck your facelift, fuck you're played whip
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I built a spaceship, to ride in while you're crusing Earth
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Lampooning all the aliens that emcee in the Universe!
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The ten best rappers is a list of me
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I exist to be, the greatest rapper in history
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Built a time machine from Flava's clock and a saddle
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Taught Plato to rap, then kicked his ass in a battle
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I'm the best rapper alive
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That gets mistaken for Michael Cera everywhere he drives
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FUCK MICHAEL CERA
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You weren't so super bad
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When I was writing and
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You were running around Rodeo yelling
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"Who's your dad?"
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UH!
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Man, fuck this
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G.O.A.T. (W.G.M.F.M.C.)
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| Watsky |
