I got a new kind of sexy
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I'm working on a recipe for rich
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And exotic combinations of some fresh kinds of sexy
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A new kind of sexy, yeah
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[Watsky]
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My face is like the California government
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In terms of how it tends to budget what it's covered in
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Hair follicles are public school doors
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Every day I open up a new pore and close two more
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But it's improper now to comment on what's risen
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Because pimples pop up commoner than prisons
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It's all blackheads, no justice now
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But they get overcrowded and I bust 'em out
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I'm like pop! pop! motherfucker, I'm a bad man
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And some day my skin'll crack like the Badlands
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Like my dad's is
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But if that's all, I don't give a rat's balls
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I'll wear them like they're badges
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Damn a boy scout, they're man scout patches
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Because I'm endowed, and how, dammit
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And I know my body makes you want to hang out bad
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The way my skin is cleaner than a Shamwow ad
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And someday you'll see my stubble from the Hubble
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On my mama on the double I'ma look like Barney Rubble
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[Intuition]
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Yo
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I'm talkin' like a Harry and the Hendersons
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Notice every time my knuckles bury to the bend again
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'Cause follicles by flying out my wild pores
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Double standard 'cause I love my body hair but mind yours, girl
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I'm grizzly-esque
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You bet he think the yetis wonder is he blessed?
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My shoulder hair sheen like a solar flare
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I'm a polar bear seekin' out a ball of Nair
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Wuzzy fuzzy from his childhood or early days
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Every time I cook I guzzle up a dozen curly strays
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Yucky! My tweezers stay plucky
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And your girlie gets to floss her teeth every time she's...
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Well, kissin' on my lower regions
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The reason that I keep it's 'cause it's good for colder seasons
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But in the summer time I'm the asshole
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Sunbathing at the beach, belly like an afro
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I got a plan laid for my next planned date
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Tell the ward and Weezy wait I forgot to manscape
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But for now I got a new kind of sexy
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I'm working a theory of a new and experimental
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Blend of different rare kinds of sexy
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A new kind of sexy
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[Dumbfoundead]
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I got a couple regrettable tattoos
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But you can't see 'em when I wear a black suit
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Got it drunk of of Jagers out in Vegas last June
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At water parks kids yell, "Look at that douche!"
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You know that saying that if looks could kill?
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Well, my style is harmless; I shop at Goodwill
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Hint of pifter, swap meet hood feel
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Four-stripe Adidas, but that shit look real
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(Good deal!)
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Call me a fashionista
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Skinny dude, gimme food, cash or Visa
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A freeloader with weeks of weed odor
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Tryin' to get the freaks to scream like Ricola!
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One chick for me and one chick for Watsky
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He love them older women that be screamin' out "Yahtzee!"
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Topsy-turvy, I'm not so pervy
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Compared to Intuition, the way he knock them girlies
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We like 'em brown, yellow, Puerto Rican or Haitian
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A new kind of sexy is sweepin' the nation
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[Watsky]
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I'm impatient
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But yesterday I bought a pullup bar
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I made plans to go jog down the boulevard
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I changed my culinary choices from full of starch
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To full of shit
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It's a total farce
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I haven't run a lap in years but I'll crack a beer
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And run the poker table like a fuckin' racketeer
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I'm like Boom shakalack! Fuck
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Let's have a potluck
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I got a hot buck
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Burning a hole in my pocket so let's hit the tac' truck
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Jock's suck
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Just throw everything we got
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In the wok and let's grub
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'Till it looks like we're knocked up
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I got a new kind of sexy
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I'm working on a recipe for rich
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And exotic combinations of some fresh kinds of sexy
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A new kind of sexy
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Justin brought sexy back
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But that sexy's a cheap one
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So we brought that sexy back
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And exchanged it for a refund
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We got a, we got a new kind of...
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A new and shiny kind of...
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A new and shiny kind of...
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A New Kind Of Sexy
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| Watsky |
