[Spoken:]</i> OH! Hot, Hot damnit! Y'all pissing me off auent ya!
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Now ya gone dunit! EVERYBODY'S GETTING SOCKS FOR CHRISTMAS!
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123 GO!
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This isn¡¯t the same old Christmas story
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There¡¯s no bb guns or egg shaped plants
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The mistletoe is hung way too low
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And I think we gave too much eggnog to gramps
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Everybody¡¯s being naughty; the nice list is pretty short
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and the elves are passed out drunk on the floor
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The Christmas carolers got a face full of snow
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as we kicked them in the ass and shut the door
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Now I don¡¯t think it¡¯s going to be a happy holiday
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cause everything is all screwed up,
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and nobody wants to jingle all the way
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Everybody¡¯s getting socks for Christmas
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Everybody¡¯s getting socks for Christmas
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I¡¯d rather get a homeless drunk
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to punch me in the junk
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Than getting stupid fucking socks for Christmas
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All the children need to wash your mouth out with soap
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The only words out of their mouth are FUCK!
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Grandma she got ran over by a drunk driver
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In the Toy¡¯s are Us Truck
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Now Santa cant take to the sky
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Because all the reindeer got an F.U.I.
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And Mrs. Claus knitted so many socks
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That she¡¯s jamming tiny needles in her eye
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Now everyone wants to take
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But no one wants to give
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And some kid melted all of Frosty¡¯s snow
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And the doctors don¡¯t think he¡¯s gonna live
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Everybody¡¯s getting socks for Christmas
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Everybody¡¯s getting socks for Christmas
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I¡¯d rather get the butterfly effect on VHS
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Then get stupid fucking socks for Christmas
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HO HO LET'S GO!
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Everybody¡¯s getting socks for Christmas
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Everybody¡¯s getting socks for Christmas
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I¡¯d rather wreck the halls till the whole place falls
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Than get some socks, Some stupid fucking socks
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NOBODY WANTS SOCK FOR CHRISTMAS!
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Socks For Christmas
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| The Wish You Weres |
