10, drink some some more eggnog thats
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15, have another slice of pie thats
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25, go ahead and make it an even 30
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hope those scales are sturdy
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enough to hold the weight of your fatass
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as you finally made a conclusion
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you're not getting laid over for new years
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go ahead and have a few more beers
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rent some movies on pay-per-view
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cause nobody's gonna be near you
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as you look at yourself in the mirror
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you can almost already hear 'em
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laugh and call you tubby
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After-Math
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| The Wish You Weres |