I've met someone that makes me feel seasick
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Oh what a skill to have
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Oh what a skill to have
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So many skills that make her distinctive
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But they're not mine to have
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No they're not mine
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Whenever she looks i read the nearest paper
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Though i don't care about the soaps
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No i don't care about the soaps
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Though i'm acting like i'm in an Eastenders episode
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If this is a rom-com
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Kill the director
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If this is a rom-com
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Kill the director please
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Carrots help us see much better in the dark
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Don't talk to girls; they'll break your heart
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And this is my head and this is my spout
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*But* they work together; they can't figure anything out
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So with the angst of a teenage band
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Here's another song about a gender i'll never understand
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Here's another song about a gender i'll never understand
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If this is a rom-com
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Kill the director
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If this is a rom-com
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Kill the director
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If this is a rom-com
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Kill the director please
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This is no Bridget Jones
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This is no Bridget Bridget
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This is no Bridget Jones
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This is no Bridget Bridget
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This is no Bridget Jones
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This is no Bridget Bridget
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This is no Bridget Jones
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This is no Bridget Bridget
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This is no Bridget Jones
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This is no Bridget Bridget
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This is no Bridget Jones
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This is no Bridget Bridget
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This is no Bridget Jones
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This is no Bridget, Bridget Jones
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Kill The Director
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| The Wombats |