Ladies and gentleman you are about to enter the twilight zone
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I was in a club, one friday
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A lovely lady comes walking my way
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She walked up and she said hello
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I said hi, my names Joe
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I was lyin', so was she
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She said her name was Donny,
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But her shirt said Marie.
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She said you get to know me,
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you'll never forget me
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I said why, then she bit m.
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Ouch!
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That didn't hurt.
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Kinda creepy
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but she ripped my shirt.
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She poisoned me I went to sleep.
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Woke up at her house,
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At the back of a jeep.
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A Blazer, '89
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Tinted windows,
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I wish it was mine.
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Oh, here it is,
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But where are my keys?
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There they are in the ignition.
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I'm at her house.
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It's a Tepee.
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No, it's a cabin
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No a skyscrapper.
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No, its an igloo.
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A shack.
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Forget it, I'll go around back.
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It's a castle, with a moat
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How I get Across...Boat.
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Shooo...I hate that sound.
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I went inside,
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Looked right, looked left.
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There she is.
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Oh, no Thats Jeff.
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He's invisible.
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I went downstairs.
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It's a loft.
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No, it's a dungeon!
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There she is, doing aerobics.
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No, yoga.
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No, karate.
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(You killed my teacher)
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But what a body!
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No, he wasn't there.
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I'm tellin you I saw him
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No, really I saw him
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He was playing checkers.
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No, Nintendo
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Ok, I'm lying
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There she is,
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Watching T.V.
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All My Children.
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No, thats Cosby.
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No, Speed Racer.
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Shaft.
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No, thats Kimba
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My fault...the T.V.'s off.
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There she is, what a doll.
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No, that's Chucky from Child's play!
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I kissed her,
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And she told me this is home...
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I had entered a dimension Called The Twilight Zone....
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Anything can happen.
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I'm rough like sandpaper,
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Hard like algebra.
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You should be glad that I was nice,
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And I allowed ya to
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Step on stage.
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To kick your ryhmes off.
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I tried to be nice,
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But you mistook that for softness.
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Now it's over' to hell with your opinion!
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What I say goes from now on,
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This is my dominion!
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I dare any rapper to step on stage
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Cause if you do you'll feel the force of my rage
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I'm on a rampage psyche just kiddin
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Jeff wanted to do that
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But I didn't
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I thought that it would make the record dumb
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I guess I wasn't wrong
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Mary had a little lamb
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Her fleece was white as snow
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And everywhere that mary went so did humpty dumpty
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Jack and Jill went up a hill
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To fetch a pail of water
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Jack fell down,
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And broke his crown
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Hickory, dickory, dock
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Got to use the bathroom now,
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psyche, I was drafted.
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Then She Bit Me
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| Will Smith |
