Yo jazzy whats happening man
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Yo ice cream tee is that jazzy jeff and the fresh prince
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Yeah tey made that rap tune girls aint nutin but trouble
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Those brothers is dead
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I don't even like what they said
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What are they talking about man
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Tell em again
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Listen homegirls let me talk to you
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Girls may be trouble but girls are trouble too
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Next time a guy try to give you a play just turn your head and dis him and walk away
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Excuse me ice cream tee
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Hello how do you do
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Quite fine my darling and how are you
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Well I'm doing quite fine but I'm kind of upset
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Because I heard a little something I could not forget
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What's that?
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I heard you say that girls are nothing but trouble
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And now I'm taking this time to bust your bubble
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Your arrogant conceited your stuck on yourself
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And bragging nearly every time you open your mouth
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You think you'll gets the women success will turn your head
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Well I'm sorry to inform you that stuff is dead
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Wait a minute let me talk to you
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I think I should inform you who you're talking too
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No let me tell you so you remember me
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As the one that bust your bubble I'm ice cream tee
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I'm Jazzy Jeff and I'm the Fresh prince
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Before we have you arrested what's the meaning of this
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You say girls are full of trouble I must play this to you
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Girls may be trouble but guys are trouble too
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You're a compulsive liar you mind is full of dirt
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All you do is worry about what's up a girls skirt
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You cant hurt these people because you got a big mouth
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You go run and tell your boys how you made out
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I think ruthfully your sick you need to be kicked
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See I'm getting my loaded weapon you get on my nerve I go click
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Guys think they own their girlfriends females aren't possession's we are humans
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We like to be wined and dined by candle light
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Not being couped up in the house trying to be held up tight
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So jazzy jeff and fresh prince don't mean to bust your bubble
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But guys of the world ain't nuthin but trouble
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So homegirls next time a guy tries to give you the play
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Just turn your head and cold diss him and walk away
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This amazing hot day I went to see Barney from work
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My briefcase in my hand sitting down on my skirt
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The undergounds of the surface was the scene of my walk
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I got approached from the rear e said baby can we talk
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I looked him in the eyes with this fabulous smile
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He said I just got paid lets hang out for a while
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I said first would be my pleasure to know who you are
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And do I have to use my tokens or do you have a car
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Well my name is the prince and I'm a great rap star
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You don't have to use your tokens I've got a jaguar
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I knew there was no doubt I'd jump on this mission
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I proceeded to tell him my name with police suspicion
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I said ice cream tee was the title I was given
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SWP the name of the hood I live in
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So we jumped in the ride hit the 95 we turned into his block pulled up in his drive
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First step in the house I saw a mouse
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I said 90 in the wrong trips and then with the ow
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He came running to my rescue he was a little late
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My hair was broke my briefcase was in a totally different place
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He said I'm sorry take a sip of this bacardi
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And excuse me while I go freshen up for the party
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I got a little confused I said party what's up with dude
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He didn't even tell me I thought that was quite rude
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Suddenly through the door was three men in suits
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They said hey sweet mama who are you
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I said im ice cream tee and who may you be
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I'm brother charles brother rick and he's brother ali
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Are you here to see the prince
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Prince no prince works for me im running the show
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Work for me and at 12 o clock midnight you'll be working 42nd street
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O my god I was totally stunned he yanked me up slapped my cheek and put his ands on my buns
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I said ha you better watch it sucker
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I said to myself I got to go get my geurney
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E put me in this locker called me a b e and h
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Looked around noticed that there was no escape
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Left the room went behind closed doors
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I pulled down got my briefcase that was on the floor
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Flipped the latch lift the lid Pulled out my smith n wesson
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Yes my shiny black loaded a 357
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