[Intro:]
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I-I'm Peter Sparker, Spiderman S-Sent me
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He does know Spiderman, he's cool!
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Knowing Spiderman does NOT make him cool!
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I'm the broke moocher you don't wanna wake up with
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But on mics? I'm realer than some a-cup tits
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It's like I found out the weed was my first cousin
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Cuz after I get it, we break up quick
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They say I don't measure up I got more lines than a yard stick
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and you're just trying to make out with a whip you're a car kiss (carcass)
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1, 2, 3 I went to preschool
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Tell me what's new to brag about so I can be cool
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I lay lower than the bassline's dealer
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cuz the humbugs numb in their great-rhyme-feelers
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You can play "Who's Snapback's Tealer"
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I'm just trying to put it into words.
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You should get some v-necks some kleenex
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You all look crestfallen get back to yes y'all-in'
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Still hungry as a kid I wasn't fed right
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My clique's so ill I'm browsing hospital websites
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Click.
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[Chorus:]
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I'm going ham I don't think that you noticed
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Cuz there's so much bologna all over the focus
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Yo¡¦ a couple more "yo"s
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I'm going spam I don't think that you noticed
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Cuz you got salami all over the camera
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Delete your Faceobok to it
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My peeps' teeth are looking like the Bruins':
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black and yellow:
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I been revered by a jury of my peers cuz I rapped like I'm under oath my whole career
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It's not a novelty or comedy because I'm into honesty and modesty and never did a robbery
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Hmmm¡¦ You got the clip that goes boom?
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How many cyllinders in it when your whip goes vroom? (vroom)
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Because I could give a fuckin' fuck
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I'm overseas with my speech like beach cover-ups (uh)
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To you rhymers that are lying saying nothing much
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To you vaginas I'm a c-section, I'm a cut above
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I open up a beer, check my Gmail, treat beats like a cheap version of a therapist
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I've had it up to "hear" like a sea sell, crumbs of the cannabis on a can of Sierra Mist
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Please! My rap steez different
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I got guitars "whaling" like a Japanese fisherman
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Plus I got all my words pronounced
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I'm no pretender a defender of the herbs and clowns
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I put it down
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Actually, you put the mic down!
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[Chorus]
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Salami
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| Spose |
