One, two, one, two, three, four
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Well ever since I was a baby
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I dreamed I'd be a star
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Playing in the crowds and stadiums and little smoky bars
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Somehow somewhere along the way something didn't go according to plan
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Something spun a little out of control
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Something got a little out of hand
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Cause if this is just business
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I'll throw my guitar away
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Said give me my ball back
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I don't wanna play
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Hey, what the hell is this?
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You got me playing this dive
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Said it's your way or the highway
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And I'm too drunk to drive
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Well I wrote a hit song once
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To the tops of the charts it rose
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People always screamed for it at every single show
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It's got breaks in all the right places and it goes to a minor chord
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'Bout the hundredth time I played it
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I got a little bored
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Cause I was drunk when I wrote it
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And I don't like it half as much as I did then
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Someday when I quit my job I'll never play that song again
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[Chorus]
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Well I got me a big old tour bus
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And I got a guy that drives me around
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I play the same set in every single town
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I got a Mack truck for my instruments and another bus for my band
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I don't know what state I'm in and I don't give a damn
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[Chorus]
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Robot
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| The Devil Makes Three |
