I'd rather go home
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And watch porno
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On my own
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I've got a big collection
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A really huge selection
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And if I'm really desperate
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I'll call up my ex
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And have sex on the phone
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It beats orgasming alone
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Porn is good for the soul
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But that doesn't mean a thing invariable
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Unless you own a good dildo
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But then I bet you think I'm a whore
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Sex is a drug
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So throw me a bone
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It's so innocent
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That why I'm always phone home, phone home
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Cuz I'm acting ashamed
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That I feel like a boy
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Oh women are meant to act coy
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That's why we've got all these toys
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Porn is good for the soul
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But it doesn't always leave you feeling whole
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Unless you own a good dildo
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But then I bet you think I'm a whore
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Porn Is Good For The Soul
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| Marina & The Diamonds |
