Who¡¯d-a guessed that Aquanette
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Could start a fire with a single cigarette
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She wasn¡¯t drunk, she wasn¡¯t stoned
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Just sick and tired of wonderin¡¯ when he was coming home
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So she drove around
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She found his car
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They heard a boom from in the bar
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He called the cops
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She called his bluff
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They hauled her off in high heels and handcuffs
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Crazy women, ex-wives and old girlfriends
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Keep their crazy hidden till they¡¯re pushed off the deep end
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Oh yea, God forgive them, they weren¡¯t born like this
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Oh no, crazy women are made by crazy men
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He told his friends she was depressed
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Borderline bi-polar, bitch with PMS
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Well he cheats and lies and then plays the victim
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He don¡¯t know why they always seem to pick him
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Crazy women, ex-wives and old girlfriends
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Keep their crazy hidden till they¡¯re pushed off the deep end
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Oh yea, God forgive them, they weren¡¯t born like this
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Oh no, crazy women are made by crazy men
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Some take a pistol, some take an axe
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Boy if you feel the fire, you damn well bet she¡¯s got a match
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Might be the teacher just down the street
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The hairdresser or the housewife or the waitress that¡¯s so sweet
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No you won¡¯t see it when you meet ¡®em
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So be careful how you treat ¡®em
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She might look just like me
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Crazy women, ex-wives and old girlfriends
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Keep their crazy hidden till they¡¯re pushed off the deep end
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Oh yea, God forgive them, they weren¡¯t born like this
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God knows, crazy women are made by crazy crazy crazy
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Crazy women are made by crazy men
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Crazy Women
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| Brandy Clark |
