G-goobely-goo
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Ah-h-h-hm
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Ah yeah
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Now check it out
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I would walk into the bathroom to take a crap
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I sit down, and then I write me a toilet stool rap
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Whether I'm constipated or have diarrhea
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I always come out with a funky fresh idea
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Even if you don't think it's funky fresh, and
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To all the little kids I'm makin a good impression
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Cause a lot of my hits are written on the john
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I hope my legendary style of rap lives on
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This's a hidden secret where classics come from
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Everybody has done it, even my man Run
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Only in there I am the king of the throne
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Hey, hey, you know I can't be alone
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No girls, no guys, no dogs, no cats
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No parents, no nieces, no nephews, no brats
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That's the only way that I can get privacy
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And you know where I write my funky fresh rhymes live, you see...
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Me sittin on a toilet
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Waitin for my bowels to move
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I got a doodoo rap
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I got a doodoo...
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Yo, bust it
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Let me tell you a little something bout this episode
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It was four in the morning, chillin on my commode
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It was me, my pad, and pen, and my bad breath
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All of a sudden I came up with somethin that was real def
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I was thinkin, what a real beatbox could do
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What if I put a hype beat with the "p-pf 1-2"?
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Then I write some words, so I really can use it
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I think I would name this one Make The Music
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Like if I was the man that they call Clark Kent
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Cause I go into the bathroom for rhymes I invent
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Then I come out on stage like Superman
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But never show the people my masterplan
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Instead of movin towels, or movin vowels
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Only think I'm doin, is movin bowels
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A tv in the bathroom just might spoil it
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Only thing I can say is...
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I'm sittin on a toilet
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Waitin for my bowels to move
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I got a doodoo rap
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I got a doodoo
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Doodoo
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Doo-oo-oo
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Doo-doo-doo-doo
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Rrrhaaa
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T.S.R. (Toilet Stool Rap)
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| Biz Markie |
