If anyone met us they'd surely agree
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We're proper as any two people can be
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We're clean cut well mannered well dressed and polite
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But oh if they'd see us at night.
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When we're drinkin' and druggin' and watchin' TV
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Eatin' cold pizza and drinkin' ice tea
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Just you and me and the devil makes three
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Drinkin' and druggin' and watchin' TV.
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So you bring the chemicals I bring the wine
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I fiddle with yours and you diddle with mine
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Then drunked and drugged we fall on our backs
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Naturally performing unnatural acts.
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Such as drinkin' and druggin' and watchin' TV
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Eatin' cold pizza and drinkin' ice tea
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Just you and me and the devil makes three
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Drinkin' and druggin' and watchin' TV.
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In the flickin' TV light we're goin' to hell
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Makin' love with the sound off the PTL
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Jim Baker can see what you're doin' to me
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Drinkin' and druggin' and watchin' TV.
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So stop drinkin' stop druggin' stop watchin' TV
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Stop eatin' cold pizza and drinkin' ice tea
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Stop lovin' your life degenerately
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Drinkin' and druggin' and watchin' TV.
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Drinkin' and druggin' and watchin' TV...
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Drinkin' And Druggin' And Watchin' Tv
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| Bobby Bare |
