[Trinidad:] Real nigga shit,
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[Girl:] Real nigga shit
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[Trinidad:]
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Hey fucking shit in my fucking TV
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My mama would come right now
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[Girl:] Who you wanna follow with?
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[Trinidad:] My mama. Who else?
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[Girl:]
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Oh, all right. Baby can you fix the roof in the back?
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(Baby can you fix the roof?)
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[Trinidad:]
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Hey man, come out of shit man.
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I ain't no goddamn recorder roof man., alright?
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[Girl:]
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Baby can you fix the roof, baby?
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Oh, well excuse me then.
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[Trinidad:] Well, you excuse, I know. Aha.
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Two days later
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[Girl:] Hey baby. Can you call on me in the kitchen [?] I think is something wrong with the fucking scene.
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[Trinidad:] Hey man! I do not have the shirt to say: Solomon, the fucking sick man,
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I don't. I mean come on now. But fuck!
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[Girl:] Damn, babe. All right.
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One week later
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[Trinidad:]
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Well, damn. This motherfucking place look crazy as hell.
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Anyways man.
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[Girl:] Baby can you move the dishes off the table before you sit down?
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[Trinidad:]
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Man come off the shit, man. Hands on never mind. I always asked me somethin' fuck our lil life.
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Motherfucking dare the dish man to put your ass nigga. Fuck your [?] would.
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Fuck out here. Fuck these dishes.
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[Girl:]
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Man what is this problem now? I know he know I like him, right?
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Yeah he gotta know that. Like I don't have to deal with this? I mean to be honest I'm not dealing with this. I'm just not dealing with this.
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The following week.
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[Trinidad:]
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Oh shit! Goddamn. My girl didn't clean the motherfuck up. Damn! Mhm!
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Keysha? Keysha? Let me talk to you out quick.
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What's up, Keysha? What going on? The place is good, what's up?
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[Girl:] What's up?
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[Trinidad:] I mean I'm just sayin' I mean, what you mean what's up, I mean now?
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How the place get fixed up, you know what I'm sayin' like now, we ain't talking like a week?
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I'm just sayin', I mean wassup? Say is wassup with the shit.
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[Girl:] Oh well, the neighbour did it.
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[Trinidad:]
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What the fuck you mean it? The neighbor? Hey man.
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Hey, I don't know what the fuck you going on. What you? What the charge? Wat the charge? What the motherfucking charge?
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[Girl:]
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I mean he didn't charge just anything. He told me either I can bake em a cake.
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Like I can have sex with him.
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[Trinidad:]
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What the fuck? Oh shit baby, baby I get up. Baby, baby. Man you [?] shit. Look baby baby.
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I don't, I don't know what to say. What cake did you make him?
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What do you want me to say? What kind of cake did you make him?
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What kind of cake did you make him?
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[Girl:] A cake, ey. Well unfortunately, my name is not Carrie, the cakemaker.
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[Trinidad:] Real nigga shit.
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[Girl:] Real nigga shit.
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Bino$ Vs. Bree$
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| Trinidad James |
