Clint Black's moved out to Hollyweird,
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He's in love and that's a fact.
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Done found hisself a movie star,
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Gonna show him how to act.
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You better grin, Kris, or I'll shoot ya.
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[Laughter]
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Have you seen Tanya Tucker,
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Hangin' in there, hangin' tough?
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Heard Dolly Parton's still got,
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Much more than enough.
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But if you knew county ladies,
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That I've seen go dancin' past.
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Should forget about Madonna,
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Before they blow their country class, now.
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Travis Tritt's got all the talent,
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At least it seems that way to me.
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He's a little brash and cocky,
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But he's got a right to be.
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Billy Ray, he keeps right on dancin'
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Out of tune and out of time.
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He drives Bubbas up the wall,
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And the girls out of their mind.
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Livin' legends are a diein' breed,
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And there ain't that many left.
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To tell the truth, I ain't been feelin'
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Real hot lately, my damn self.
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I ain't old, and I ain't bitter,
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I mad at anyone.
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[Laughing]
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Hope you've taken seriously,
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What I poked at you in fun.
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If you've ever been to Nashville,
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Then I think you might agree.
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We've seen a lot of changes,
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Things we never thought we'd see.
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A rock-'n'-roller with a banjo,
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Now that I might recall.
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But a country singer with a briefcase,
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Beats all I ever saw.
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[Laughing]
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[Kristofferson:]
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I mean, you ask us to swallow a line like, "I ain't mad at anyone"?
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[Laughing]
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[Kristofferson:]
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"I ain't old and I ain't bitter," I rest my goddam case.
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I Ain't Song
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| The Highwaymen |