[audience applause]
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[Michael Jackson impression]
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Okay okay, chill, chill, chill
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Fall back, fall back, chill
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We've got an awards show to care of
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And this award for lifetime achievement goes to
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The greatest producer of all time, Dr. Dre
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HEEEE-HEEEEEEEEE! YOWWWWW!
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["Phillip Ondeez"]
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No surprise there
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One of the greatest producers of all time
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getting a well deserved lifetime achievement award
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And uhh...
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Well it seems like there's uh...
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There's an altercation taking place over at his table!
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Some idiot just tried to attack the great Dr.
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Oops, and there go the wolves
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Wow it is serious out there right now
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You've got Banks, here comes 50
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And now the other 45 members of the G-Unit
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Wow, look at Young Buck with that fork!
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[martial arts sound effects]
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["Jack Offden"]
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Wow he's stabbing him with the fork
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I can't believe - he's really forking that guy up!
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You said it Jack
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So this guy attacked the Dr.
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And now he freakin' needs a doctor - this is unbelievable!
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["Phillip Ondeez"]
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Truly is man, truly is
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What a dick [echoes]
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Vibe Awards Skit 2
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| Young Buck |
