Schools out, Christmas break
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Home for the holiday뭩 meatloaf and fruitcake
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Off to grandmas, it뭩 so boring
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Screaming kids and grandpa뭩 snoring
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My aunt Margaret뭩 lost her mind
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She뭩 trippin?on a train set, have another box of wine
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It뭩 gonna be a merry merry merry frickin?Christmas
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I must be on Santa clauses shitlist
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The tree, the gifts, the mistletoe kiss
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Shoot me now I뭢 sick of all my relatives
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Have a merry merry merry frickin?Christmas
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Uncle Richard he뭩 a weirdo
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Passing out pictures of himself in a Speedo
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My cousin Ashley, her singing really sucks
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Blames it on her drummer and acid reflux
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My brother뭩 wife is really hot
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She pulled me in the bathroom; I hope we don뭪 get caught
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It뭩 gonna be a merry merry merry frickin?Christmas
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I must be on Santa clauses shitlist
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The tree, the gifts, the mistletoe kiss
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Shoot me now I뭢 sick of all my relatives
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Have a merry merry merry frickin?Christmas
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We haven뭪 even opened our presents yet but now it뭩 time to start
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So I뭠l fake a smile 멵ause its going back to Wal-Mart
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It뭩 gonna be a merry merry merry frickin?Christmas
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I must be on Santa clauses shitlist
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The tree, the gifts, the mistletoe kiss
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Shoot me now I뭢 sick of all my relatives
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Have a merry merry merry frickin?Christmas
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Merry Merry Merry Frickin' Christmas
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