*Chorus*
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I used to have two girlfriends,
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now I got none.
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Cause my number two girl
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found out about one.
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Two girl friends,
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now I got none.
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Cause my number two girl
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found out about
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Yeah, Yeah, I'm back again.
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Throw a hashtag in front of the trend.
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Huffing and Puffing so let me in,
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I just need a little bit of medicine.
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Oh no, strap on my sneakers.
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you don't need to play,
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watch from the bleachers.
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Ice so shiny, it gives you seizures.
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Clutch that ball, I will beat cha'.
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I'm sorry, I gotta do this here,
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but you hang with dicks,
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like a pubic hair.
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With an icy stare,
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got it worse than my deuce.
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Got me rock hard,
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shootin' off 'zooka.
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Yeah, Yeah, I said it to.
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This is like no edit; undo.
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What the fuck did I get myself into?
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(Wish I knew)
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[Chorus]
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[ Lyrics from: http://www.lyricsty.com/3oh3-two-girlfriends-lyrics.html ]
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It ain't over till' the fat lady sings,
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and Adele ain't on this track.
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Did I say that? Oh yeah, I must've.
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Black and Yellow,
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Bourbon Mustard.
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Not even just a little bit flustered,
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write it all down on the way to the bus stop.
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Looking at a girl with a Skrillex haircut,
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thinking to myself "Oh my god, it's America!"
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Haha, this is blasphemy.
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Get away with it,
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like Casey Anthony.
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Mixed in chemicals,
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this is alchemy.
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Drunk as fuck,
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hold a kid off the balcony.
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Zombie Killer.
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Manilla envelope,
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being dragged in the middle.
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Girlfriend sitter,
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I'm a high space shitter.
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What?
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[Chorus]
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I said I'm back,
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Lindsay Lohan.
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Watch me ride this track;
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no hands.
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Cause' I've been on the bike.
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Been around the block,
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like every other night.
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Yeah, till' the sun burns out.
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Zombie style,
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Words out our mouth.
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Dead,
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and I'll leave em' squirming.
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No protection,
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Rick Santorum.
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Haha, Damn near wrecked em'.
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Every time that I rhyme on the kick drum,
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You'll be, bleeding out your eardrum.
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Like "Goddamn I couldn't even hear them,
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Coming."
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Yeah, we hut the ground running.
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Goddamn now ain't that something.
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I used to have two girls,
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now I got nothing.
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[Chorus x2]
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Two Girlfriends
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| 3OH!3 |
