I am not Jasmine, I'm Aladdin
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So far ahead, these bums is laggin'
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See me in that new thing, bums is gaggin'
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I'm startin' to feel like a dungeon dragon
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Raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon
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I'm startin' to feel like a dungeon dragon
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Look at my show footage, how these girls be spazzin'
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So **** I look like gettin' back to a has-been?
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Yeah, I said it, has-been
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Hang it up, flat screen
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(Haha) Plasma
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Hey Nicki, hey Nicki, asthma
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I got the pumps, it ain't got medicine
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I got bars, sentencin'
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I'm a bad *****, I'm a*****
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And I'll kick that hoe, punt
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Forced trauma, blunt
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You play the back, *****, I'm in the front
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You need a job, this ain't cuttin' it
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Nicki Minaj is who you ain't ****in' with
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You lil' brag a lot, I beat you with a pad-a-lock
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I am a movie, camera block
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You outta work, I know it's tough
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But enough is enough
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Raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon
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Raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon
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Raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon
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Like a dungeon dragon, like a dungeon dragon
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Raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon
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Raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon
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Raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon
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Like a dungeon dragon, like a dungeon dragon
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I ain't into S and M, but my whip's off the chain
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A little drop of candy paint drips off the frame
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Twisted-*** mind, got a pretzel for a brain
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An eraser for a head, ****in' pencil for a frame
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You don't like it then peel off, *****
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Every last woman on Earth I'll kill off,
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and I still wouldn't **** you, slut
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So wipe the smile on your grill off,
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I swear to God I'll piss a Happy Meal off
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Get the wheels turnin', spin, and wheel off
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Snap the axel in half, bust the tie-rod
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Quit hollerin' 'Why, God?'
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He ain't got **** to do with it
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Bygones'll never be bygones,
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so won't be finished swallowin' my wad
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I ain't finished blowin' it, nice bra
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Hope it'll fit a tough *****, *****
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Life's hard, I swear to God, life is a dumb blonde white broad
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With fake **** and a bad dye job
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Who just spit in my ****in' face and called me a ****in' tightwad
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So finally I broke down and bought her an iPod
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And caught her stealin' my music,
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so I tied her arms and legs to the bed
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Set up the camera and pissed twice on her
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Look, two pees and a tripod!
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The moral to the story is, life's treatin' you like dry sod?
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Kick it back in its face, my God
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It's Shady and Nicki Minaj, you might find the sight quite odd
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But don't ask why, ***** (Ask why not)
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The wo-world is my punchin' bag and
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If I'm garbage, you're a bunch of maggots
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Make that face, go on, scrunch it up at me
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Show me the target so I can lunge and attack it
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Like a, raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon
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You fell off, off, they musta bumped your wagon
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You musta went off the back, I'm 'bout to go off the deep end
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I told you to stay in your lane, you just choked in traffic
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(I-I-I-I-Is)
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Is this the thanks that I get for puttin' you *****es on?
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Is it my fault that all of you *****es gone?
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Shoulda sent a thank-you note, you little ho
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Now I'ma wrap your coffin with a bow
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(Ni-ni-ni) "Nicki, she's just mad 'cause you took the spot"
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Word, that ***** mad 'cause I took the spot?
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Well, *****, if you ain't shittin', then get off the pot
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Got some *****s out in Brooklyn that'll off your top
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I-I-I-I hear them mumblin', I hear the cacklin'
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I got 'em scared, shook, panickin'
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Overseas, church, Vatican
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You at a stand, still, mannequin
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You wanna sleep on me? Overnight?
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I'm the **********in' boss, overwrite
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And when I pull up, vroom, motorbike
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Now all my *****s gettin' buck, overbite
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I see them dusty-*** Filas, Levi's
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Raggedy-***, holes in your knee-highs
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I call the play, now do you see why?
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These *****es callin' me Manning, Eli
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(Manning, Eli!) Ma, ma-ma-ma-ma, Manning, Eli
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These *****es callin' me (Manning, Eli)
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A-a-a-a-all you lil' fagots can suck it
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No homo', but I'ma stick it to 'em like refrigerator magnets
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And I'm crooked enough to make straitjackets bend
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Yeah, look who's back again, *****, keep actin' as if
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You have the same passion that I have
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Yeah, right, still hungry, my ***
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You *** dicks had gastric bypass
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Ain't hot enough to set fire to dry grass
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And 'bout as violent as hair on eyelids (Eyelash!)
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Go take a flyin' leap of faith off a ****in' balcony
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'Fore I shove a falcon wing up your fly ***
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You know what time it is, so why ask?
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When Shady and Nicki's worlds clash
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It's (high class) meets (white trash)
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Raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon
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Raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon
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Raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon
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Like a dungeon dragon, like a dungeon dragon
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Raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon
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Raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon
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Raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon
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Like a dungeon dragon, like a dungeon dragon
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Roman!
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Roman!
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Stop it, stop it!
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You've gone mad, mad, I tell you, mad!
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You and this boy Slim Shady!
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What's goin' on?
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They'll lock you away!
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They'll put you in a jail cell!
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I promise!
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Take your mother's warning, Roman
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Please!
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Back to bed!
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Run along!
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Let's go!
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Come on!
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Wash your mouth out with soap, boys
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(Boys, boys, boys, boys, boys, boys)
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Roman's Revenge
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| Nicki Minaj feat. Eminem |
