I got a brand new car
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I got a jazz guitar
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Welcome everybody
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Thank you a lot for coming
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it means a lot to me
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Steer the yacht with
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my knee plenty of botany
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Damn bad chick on top
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of me pornography
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And I know she only
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want me for my guapery
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Ahem let me get my voice right
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Gary sorry 1 2 3 4
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It's the first time ever
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Yo fuck this jacket
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I turn this shit to 85 napkins
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Since Jeter's done
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I'm now the captain
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Trust you me Gotham's safer now
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But there's always
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a new joker in town
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Ready to smoke you with that pound
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But when he shoots it the flag
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says BANG and everybody laughs
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He must be up and off the molly tab
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I'm by the bar looking Swedish
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in the trenchcoat stupid
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The only one drinking mango
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lassi in the bullpen
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My lips are sealed
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like the singer with bad skin
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My need for speed made the Jag spin
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Dog I'll resurrect Freaky Tah
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to do my ad libs
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Overseas I prolly got mad kids
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That I don't even know about
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you better slow down baby
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I'm still young fuck it
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gotta use it while it works
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Nothing lasts forever
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or does it Fuck it
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Shout out to my cousins all of 'em
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I got a brand new car
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I got a jazz guitar
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I'll take it back to
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playing handball
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and smoking on the park benches
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Dipping cabs and hopping fences
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Laughing all the way
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back to the building running
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Got to the door twist
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the key elevator waiting for me
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100 got upstairs and fixed
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eleven bowls of Crispix
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Grabbed a Snapple out the bin
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no one's an even match for the kid
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Legs are made of
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stone the back of a bridge
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In goal line situations
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I'll tackle The Fridge
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Peace to Mike Ditka 50
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on the light fixture
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Right side shifter fight
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fixer twist your sister
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And I ain't talking
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about the hair band mothafucka
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It's Bam Bam doing ah ah ah ah
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Out with the ah
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I can't even get this fucking
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right are you kidding me
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I'm ashamed of myself I'm sorry
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Brand New Car (Prod. Mark Ronson)
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| Action Bronson |
