I'm baffled by the folks
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Who like flirtin' with the pastor
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It's hard to get them through the door
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And they're hardly comin' after
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They're out of money, passed the buck
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When he took up a collection
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Well how much more must they make
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Before God gets a fraction?
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They're flirtin' with the pastor
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But they'll go when in need
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And then they hide 'til Easter and Christmas Eve
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They got a Bible on the shelf
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But when they gonna read it?
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They can't commit time they do
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For lesser things
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They'd rather lay down in their cozy homes
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He's still tryin' to drag them to heaven though
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They're not tryin' to turn that reverend gray
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Seems like they may though anyway
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You know what I'm talkin' about, maybe?
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Sneakin' out on the pastor on Sunday
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The faithful go round and round
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If they don't like his sermons enough
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They leave and go crosstown
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They want the best in troubadours
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And they like their funny laughter
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And other guys just stay in bed
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And they wait for the hereafter
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Flirtin' with the pastor , you all
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I ain't sure they know what they need
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You know the way they run and hide
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'til Easter and Christmas Eve
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They got a Bible on the shelf
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But when they plan to read it?
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You can't just live your life
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Through dudes on Christian TV
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They'd rather lay down in their home sweet homes
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He's still tryin' to drag them to heaven though
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Though they might return but never stay
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They're flirtin' with the pastor anyway
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And you are too maybe
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Instrumental
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He's prayin' for everybody
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Instrumental
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Flirtin' with the pastor, babe
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They ain't sure what they need
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You know the way they run and hide 'til Easter and Christmas Eve
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They got a Bible on the shelf
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But when they plan to read it?
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They cram for this
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Just like they do for SATs
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They'd rather lay down in their cozy homes
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He's still tryin' to drag them to heaven though
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Though the guy's been burned by them, he prays
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There's certain things a pastor can't forsake
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There's certain things a pastor can't forsake
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Flirtin' With The Pastor
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