Sir, I do appreciate the offer.
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I don't believe I caught your name.
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I don't get to get out very often.
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It's hard to find the time to get away.
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I think it's only fair you hear my story,
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Before you spend three-fifty on that beer.
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I got two little kids that call me Momma.
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My fifteen-year-old thinks that I'm a witch.
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Between soccer practice and ballet,
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Eminem an' Dr Dre,
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Romance is the last thing on my list.
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So, Frank, was it? Tell me what you think:
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Do you still want to buy me that drink?
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Frank, tell me, how d'you feel,
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About teenage girls bein' on the pill?
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An' do you mind Friday nights at home?
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'Cause, Frankie, I've been here before,
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Married twice an' twice divorced.
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An' alimony sure don't pay the bills.
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Now that's an awful lot of information,
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But I don't have the time to mess around.
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'Cause I got two little kids that call me Momma.
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An' my fifteen-year-old wants to pierce his lip.
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Between algebra an' spellin' bees,
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An' anythin' to keep the peace,
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Romance is the last thing on my list.
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So, Frank, honey, tell me what you think:
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Do you still want to buy me that drink?
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I got two little kids that call me Momma.
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An' my fifteen-year-old's really a good kid.
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I really wouldn't blame you none,
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If you got the urge to up an' run.
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Is bein' 'Daddy' even on your list?
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So, Frank, darlin', tell me what you think:
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Do you still want to buy me;
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I'll have a Miller Lite, please,
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If you still want to buy me that drink.
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Frank, c'mon back Frank.
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You look a little pale, Frank.
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It was just a joke.
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Do You Still Wanna Buy Me That Drink (Frank)
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| Lorrie Morgan |
