What makes you think that it won't grow back in a day or two?
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Husbands in winter, they know the truth, but what can they do?
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I don't like girls the way they are
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So shave their legs and make them look like movie stars
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Then we can pretend it's natural!
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Chorus:
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Put on whatever makes you attractive,
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If it's not you, then do it for the sake of fashion
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Your friends like a certain you
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That's who you've gotta be!
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Junior high legs
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Blond hair gone brown from removing it
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Waxing since thirteen
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Wisdom from a beauty queen
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Her tiara digging deep in her head.
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Chorus:
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Put on whatever makes you attractive,
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If it's not you, then do it for the sake of fashion
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Your friends like a certain you
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That's who you've gotta be!
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Yeah, that's who you've gotta be!
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I'm starting to think that I'm kind of shy,
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Or at least I'd like to be.
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Winter legs give me heart attacks,
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So take it off with lasers so it never comes back
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Then we can pretend it's natural!
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When They Really Get To Know You They Will Run
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| David Bazan |
