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No one fights like Gaston
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Douses lights like Gaston
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In a wrestling match, nobody bites like Gaston
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For there's no one as burley and brawny
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As you see, I've got biceps to spare
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Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny
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That's right
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and every last inch of me's covered with hair
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No one hits like Gaston
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Matches wits like Gaston
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In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston
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I'm especially good at expectorating !
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Ptoo-ey ! 10 points for Gaston
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When I was a lad I ate 4 dozen eggs
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Every morning to help me get large
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And now that I'm grown I eat 5 dozen eggs
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So I'm roughly the size of a barge
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No one shoots like Gaston
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Makes those beauts like Gaston
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Then goes thromping around wearing boots like Gaston
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I use antlers in all of my decorating
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Say it again, who's a man among men ?
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And then say it once more
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Who's the hero next door ?
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Who's a super success ?
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Don't you know ? Can't you guess ?
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Ask his fans and his five hangers on
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There's just one guy in town who's got all of it down
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And his name's g-a-s...t
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G-a-s-t-e
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G-a-s-t-o, oh
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Gaston
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| The Beauty And The Beast |
