I used to do drugs, I still do but I used to toot
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I used to have really long hair and people thought I was high on stage
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Because people associate long hair with drug use
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I wish long hair was associated with something other than drug use
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Like an extreme longing for cake
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And that’s strange, as I see a longhaired guy I say “That fucker eats cake!”
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He is on bun cake
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Mothers saying to their daughters don’t bring the cake eater over here anymore
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He smell like flour
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Did you see how excited he got when he found out your birthday was fast approachin?
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Mitch Hedberg Pt. 4
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| SRH |
