[Verse: Asher Roth]
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I don't want to go to the club, I'd rather sit down on the couch
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And watch a movie while my girlfriend jerks me off
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Maybe I want to clown around and turn my music super loud
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And if I didn't then I isn't Asher Roth
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I like to wake up in the morning with a yawn and a stretch
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Check my phone and see all the messages I missed
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"Asher it's important call me when you get a sec,
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I wan't to talk about insurance and enormous amounts of debt"
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Head in to the kitchen find out what's for break'
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Peanut butter jelly, soft boiled egg
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Turning on the telly, ESPN
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Hitting Blake Griffin like "Let's be friends"
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Cause I'm cool as Chuck and I write dope raps
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And you slam dunk over Optimas, dag
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Asher Roth is killing ya
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Play board games, answer trivia
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Go and stand Philly up, L-A sold separately
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Proceed, TiVo Jeopardy!, please, no, never me
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I'm more Supermarket Sweep, I go right for the bleach
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And the big stabs of meat, no beef
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Don't have a cow man, I make crowds freak out, go wild man
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Kid look out of it, hold the stylist and the powder kit
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It's hip hop, not the ballad bitch
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On second calculus, I'll take the mani and the pedi
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Pro Chevron, anti-Getty
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If I'm getting clawed, I'm losing my Machete
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If I'm at a party, I'm throwing the confetti
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Shout out to Spencer Hawes, know him now as Chevy
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From the state of Wash, where they smoke Hetties
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Look like Tom Petty, sort of Wayne Gretzky
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Either way you put it I'm smoother than uncle Jessie
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I can do a handstand chilling underwater
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I used to do it longer, but I started Marijuan-er
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To talk about how power only wants to hold us down
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I figured it all out because I'm older now
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Maybe a little jaded, think we should go crazy
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Have a bunch of sex and having a bunch of babies
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Cause if I'm going out, want titties in my face
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Smoking weed on some we slurping on a milkshake
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Yo Andy Roddick, your girlfriend is a hottie
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I hope you don't mind, I wanna give her that Roth dick
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Don't take it wrong shit, I know you got a fast serve
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But if it doesn't work, tell her "Holler Asher"
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Nerd, kind of flirt, kind of twerp
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What's it's worth, with the words, for sure
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Kinda works, see I think I deserve to be a slime and a perv
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Rules don't apply like I'm Tiger Woods
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Sipping on the tiger blood, you better go and chase a liger bruh
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I'm kind of tired of the show
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I don't want to go to the club, I'd rather sit down on the couch
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And watch a movie while my girlfriend jerks me off
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Maybe I want to clown around and turn my music super loud
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And if I didn't then I isn't Asher Roth
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Maybe I Don't Wanna
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| ASher Roth |
