Alright man, we're gonna do a new tune yeah, we're just gonna freestyle it right? Eggsie, fukin' don't get sick on us, you always fukin' get sick.
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"I promise man, I won't-I won't do anything naughty or-or rude words or nothing, clart."
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Yeah, coz my nan gets fukin' upset.
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Right, let's have a go, you ready for this, Eggs?
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"Promise"
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No fukin' sickness.
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"Promise"
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Alright...
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Tracksuit, trainers, packet of fags
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I've got a massive stack of porno mags
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Keeping it sweet, I'm spankin' the monkey
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Importing the draw into the country
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Two Hats is crazed like howling mad Murdoch
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And he's got a shellsuit made by Reebok
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He'll do the vulcan grip like Mr Spock
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And he does bongs up the Fourteen Lochs
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My name's two thousand fukin' AD
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And he's got a degree in chemistry
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Which helps when you're making LSD
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And he tests them on a bloke from Pil, called Lee
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You know he's fukin' safe, you knows he's from the 'Port
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And he drives round Maindee in a fukin' escort
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He's fuked up, nutter, he cut off his balls
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Spraying bell-end spunk all over the walls
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No balls, no balls
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Sting, fukin' hurt when it started to splurt
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And he has to wear nappies and a medical skirt
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I was on the motorway, I cut a hole in the floor
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I dragged my fukin' bollocks all along the M4
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There was blood red skid marks all over the place
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Everybody was screaming, should've seen the look on their face
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They was all fuked and scared of me
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Cos I ripped of the balls just for the GLC
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No balls, no balls
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Now Two Hats, he's fukin' hard as nails
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He ripped his bollocks off to get out the local jail
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He might have ripped the skin but he's famous in Wales
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He can still get a stiff but there's a wind in his sails
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He got wrecked up and smashed his cock with a brick
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Turn it fukin' off....look, stop fukin' right now..What?...stop it now, it's fukin' sick, What?...It's fukin' sick...What?...fukin' stop it now...right, Xain?...
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Right, his nan's gonna get upset, right...well, I'll tell you what right, we'll try something else, we'll do something different, right...
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Too Sick
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