It's just another Saturday Hanging out at DBA
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All I came for was whisky and a bunch of pints
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I have a drink or two or three And I feel like I'm on TV
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'Cause some girl across the bar is giving me the evil eye
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I make a move to see what's up and bump right into some dump jock
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The guy gets pissed and he throws his drink right in my face
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Well now he started, but I'll finish
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But first I'll have another Guinness
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Fighting's such a boring thing I gave it up, I always win
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Ask me how I sleep at night This is how I live my life
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Drinking, smoking, screwing, right!
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Don't tell me how to live my life!
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Another guy, another day. Why won't this guy just go away
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Talk my ear off and I don't want to smell your breath
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You like my band, I understand When you say, "I love you man"
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Can't I have just a minute to go take a piss?
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The he asks me if I'm saved And do I walk with God each day
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No way man, I have always been down with sin
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He tells me God loves all of us as I get back on the bus
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'Cause God just told me I was gonna get my dick sucked!
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Good for you, you're born again Yuppie Young Republican
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Ask me how I sleep at night This is how I live my life
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Drinking, smoking, screwing, right!
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Don't tell me how to live my life!
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Being straight makes you happy Stay the fuck away from me
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So you're gay, oh happy day And you don't smoke, that's just great
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And eating meat, oh God forbid
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You'll be more fun when you're dead
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Another time, far away, I'm in Tampa, FLA
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I saw my friends and we went out and got really drunk
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Got in the car and drove around
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and passed the Yankees training ground
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We drove up close and then I went and hopped the fence
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I ran around the bases twice and thought the on-deck mat was nice
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I put it back though and ran back out to meet my friends
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The cops were there, they saw the tape
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Straight to jail at any rate
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Three month later Howard Stern got George to drop the case!
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Ask me how I sleep at night This is how I live my life
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Drinking, smoking, screwing, right!
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Don't tell me how to live my life!
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Shenanigans
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| S.O.D. (Stormtroopers Of Death) |
