Wish I was a Kellogf's Corn Flake
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Floating in my bowl, takin' movies.
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Relaxing a while
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Living in style
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Talking to a raisin who occasionally plays L.A.
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Casually glancing at his toupee.
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Wish I was an English Muffin
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About to make the most out a toaster.
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I'd ease my self down
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Coming up brown.
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I'd prefer boysenberry more than any ordinary jam.
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I'm a sitizens - for - boysenderry jam fan.
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Oh, say California.
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If I become a first lieutinant
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Would you put my phots on your piano?
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To mary Jane
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Best wishes Martin.
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Ol Roger draft-dodger leaving by the basement door
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Everybody knows what he's tip - toeing down there for.
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Punky's Dilemma
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| Simon & Garfunkel |
