What would Brian Boitano do
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If he was here right now,
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He'd make a plan
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And he'd follow through,
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That's what Brian Boitano'd do.
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When Brian Boitano was in the olympics,
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Skating for the gold,
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He did two Salchows and a triple lutz,
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While wearing a blind fold.
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When Brian Boitano was in the alps,
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Fighting grizzly bears,
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He used his magical fire breath,
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And saved the maidens fair.
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So what would Brian Boitano do
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If he were here today,
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I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two,
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That's what Brian Boitano'd do.
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I want this V-chip out of me,
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It has stunted my vo-ca-bu-lar-y.
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And I just want my mom
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To stop fighting everyone
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For Wendy I'll be an activist too,
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Cause that's what Brian Boitano'd do.
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And what would Brian Boitano do,
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He'd call all the kids in town,
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And tell them to unite for true
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That's what Brian Boitano'd do.
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When Brian Boitano travelled through time
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To the year 3010,
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He fought the evil robot kings
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and saved the human race again
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And when Brian Boitano built the pyramids,
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He beat up Kublai Kahn.
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Cause Brian Boitano doesn't take shit from an-y-body
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So let's all get together,
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And unite to stop our mom's
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And we'll save Terrance and Phillip too,
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Cause that's what Brian Boitano'd do.
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And we'll save Terrance and Phillip too,
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Cause that's what Brian Boitano'd dooooo,
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That's what Brian Boitano'd do.
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