Who's that on my answering machine
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Leaving me a message freak my dreams -
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Got my number from a friend at a magazine
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X-Friend now all my calls they get screened
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Yo I'm over minor leagues
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Now I'm up in the game
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For a fee of 2 G's trademark my name
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Leroy I be the mellow never front on the fame
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But there's a hole in yo brain a gap a synapse
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In my synopsis it started w/ 2 struggling rappers
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There was u the unemployed
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I freaked commercials as an actor
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Tryin' to make moves but u was all about yo mouth
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U got gassed up by ya moms ay yo I had to break out
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Ya laughed I held u back heard u whisper what I lack
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But when u 2 faced your rep gets smoked like stems of crack
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U better run from me homey
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Ya heard Leroy said what's the matter wit u boy
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Leroy
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Leroy, what are u doin'!
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Leroy
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Like Lauryn Hill say music is supposed to inspire
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I signed w/ RCA peace to Seymour at Sire
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Ya quick ta brag about ya wack MC battles in Long Island
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Who ya sign with Leroy the phone goes silent
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Ooh u didn't call me when u was dissin' my demo
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Ooh -u didn't call me when u was coolin' in the limo of my'
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Favorite rapper damn u had a crush on him
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Leroy ya just a greedy groupie male groupies ain't in
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So I think that Tarsha Vega need the caller I.D.
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Ya bugga boo ya buggin' me don't take it personally
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I flee from those who do the shifty
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bag em in the Hefty w/ the cinch sack u yap
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I snap ya back like Richard Pryor
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U a big mouth and I'm the orthodontist w/ the pliers and
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The wires in a crossword puzzle
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The "L" in Leroy connects w/Liar
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Leroy, u got a loose screw!
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Leroy
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Leroy, what are u doin'!
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Leroy
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Verbs scribin' Leroy always end up bein' wasted
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Cause Leroy ain't creative verbal weapons ain't abrasive
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Style be calculated like spread sheets on computers
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He be standin' on line at the local rap recruiters
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U be all that u can be me I'm Tarsha V from the
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Boogie Down like KRS from BDP
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Leroy, u oughta call em up he A&R at Reprise
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Here the phone go "Beep"
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Dancehall vox
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Mr. Telephone man
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There's something wrong wit cho line
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When I dial up Tarsha Vega
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Me gets a click click every ti-ime
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Leroy!
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Leroy, what are u doin'!
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Leroy!
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Leroy!
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| Tarsha Vega |
