I got that Nerd Rage
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Nerd Rage
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I got that Nerd Rage
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Nerd Rage
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Nerd-nerd Rage
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Nerd-nerd-nerd Nerd Rage
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Nerd-nerd-nerd Nerd Rage
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Nerd-nerd-nerd Nerd Rage
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Nerd-nerd Rage
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They say I Nerd Rage
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I say they don't understand
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Keep talkin' trash bitch
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Imma have to ban you from my chat room
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And I can hardly think
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But Imma have to slap Jar Jar Binks
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And slam George Lucas' head in a car door
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For far more than just ruining Star Wars
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Stop re-mastering, you're making it worst
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And for the love of god, Greedo didn't shoot first!
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And fuck Comic Sans
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And fuck low bandwidth
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And never say Pluto ain't a planet, goddamnit
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I'm readin' what you're saying on the message boards
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Yes, I have too had sex before!
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With a girl, you don't know her, she moved away! Shut up!
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And don't tell me Dr. Who is the same
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Without Tom Baker, the shit is just lame
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And what do you mean you've never seen Citizen Kane?
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Nerd Rage
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Nerd Rage
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I got that Nerd Rage
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Nerd Rage
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Nerd-nerd Rage
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Nerd-nerd-nerd Nerd Rage
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(Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!)
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Nerd-nerd-nerd Nerd Rage
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(Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!)
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Nerd-nerd-nerd Nerd Rage
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(Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!)
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I broke seven keyboards over my knee
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How dare you say Marvel is better than DC
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Your horrible grammar, it's makin' me puke
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And Captain Kirk was far superior to John Luke Picard
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And a Jedi could whip Superman in a fight
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When I'm right Imma laugh like
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(Nerd Laugh)
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You beat me in chess; I'm flippin' the board
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Then I'll go to Michael Bay's house, kick in the door
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Break every single copy of Transformer 4
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Hit Bay in the dick with a stick 'til he's sore
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I'll own your ass in Halo so bad you might cry
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And who the hell jacked my twelve-sided die
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I'm gonna beat you up; I know karate, ask my girlfriend
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Yes, I have a girlfriend
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Did I mention I have a girlfriend?
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Nerd Rage
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Nerd Rage
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I got that Nerd Rage
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Nerd Rage
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Nerd-nerd Rage
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Nerd-nerd-nerd Nerd Rage
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(Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!)
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Nerd-nerd-nerd Nerd Rage
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(Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!)
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Nerd-nerd-nerd Nerd Rage
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(Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!)
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I see Wil Wheaton, and I get excited
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Pick up your toys!
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They're collector's items!
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Shut up Mom!
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And give 'em back to me!
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And Holy Shit!
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Don't take them out the packaging!
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And clean your room; it smells like manure
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And stop watching porn videos on your computer
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I'm doing research. Leave me alone; why you hatin'?
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I just think it's weird that all the girls are Asian
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(Nerd Laugh)
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I got that
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Nerd-nerd Rage
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(Nerd Laugh)
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Nerd-nerd Rage
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(Nerd Laugh)
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Nerd-nerd Rage
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(Nerd Laugh)
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Nerd-nerd Rage
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I got that Nerd Rage
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Nerd Rage
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I got that Nerd Rage
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Nerd Rage
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Nerd-nerd Rage
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Nerd-nerd-nerd Nerd Rage
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(Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!)
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Nerd-nerd-nerd Nerd Rage
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(Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!)
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Nerd-nerd-nerd Nerd Rage
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(Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!)
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I got that Nerd Rage
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Nerd Rage
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I got that Nerd Rage
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Nerd Rage
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Nerd-nerd Rage
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Nerd-nerd-nerd Nerd Rage
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(Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!)
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Nerd-nerd-nerd Nerd Rage
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(Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!)
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Nerd-nerd-nerd Nerd Rage
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(Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!)
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Nerd-nerd Rage
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All my fellow nerds
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Oh, I know you understand
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All my fellow nerds
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Sing along if you can
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(We got that) Nerd Rage
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(We got that) Nerd Rage
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(We got that) Nerd Rage
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(We got that) Nerd Rage
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Nerd Rage
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What? You never heard of Joss Whedon?
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He's like one of the greatest writer/directors of our time!
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And what do you mean Phantom Menace is your favorite Star Wars movie?
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God daa€|dude, alright
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We can't be friends
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I can't be your friend anymore
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Goodbye
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Nerd Rage!!!
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| Your Favorite Martian |
