I go to college
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That makes me so cool
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I live in a dorm
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And show off by the pool
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I join the right clubs
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Just to build an impression
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I block out thinking
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It won't get me ahead
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My ambition in life
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Is to look good on paper
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All I want is a slot
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In some big corporation
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John Belushi's my hero
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I lampoon and I ape him
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My news of the world
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Comes from Sports Illustrated
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I'm proud of my trophies
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Like my empty beer cans
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Stacked in rows up the wall
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To impress all my friends
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No, I'm not here to learn
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I just want to get drunk
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And major in business
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And be taught how to fuck
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Win! Win!
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I always play to win
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Wanna fit in like a cog
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In the faceless machine
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[Chorus]
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I'm a terminal terminal terminal preppie
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terminal terminal terminal preppie
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terminal terminal terminal terminal
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terminal terminal terminal terminal
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I want a wife with tits
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Who just smiles all the time
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In my centerfold world
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Filled with Springsteen and wine
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Some day I'll have power
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Some day I'll have boats
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A tract in some suburb
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With Thanksgivings to host
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[Chorus]
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I'm a terminal terminal terminal preppie
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terminal terminal terminal preppie
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terminal terminal terminal preppie
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Terminal Preppie
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| The Dead Kennedys |
