Carbon monoxide
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Making me choke
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No A.C.
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And the radio's broke
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Cars backed up
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Far as you can see
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Seems like I've been waiting here for all eternity
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Oh, and just in case you're wondering
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I'll tell you where I am
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I'm right here (right here) right here (right here)
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Stuck right here in the middle of this...
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Traffic jam
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I haven't moved one inch from this here spot
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Traffic jam
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The freeway's one big parking lot
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Traffic jam
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My radiator's boiling hot
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And I'm stuck right here in the middle (right here in the middle)
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Right here in the middle of a traffic jam
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Trapped inside
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My automobile
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Cobweb's gowin'
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On the steerin' wheel
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Now, I'm no genius
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But one thing I know
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I shouldn't have had that bag of bran muffins
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An hour and a half ago
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Yeah, and if you need to find me
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I'll tell you where I am
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I'm right here (right here) right here (right here)
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Stuck smack dab in the middle of this...
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Traffic jam
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I haven't moved one inch from this here spot
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Traffic jam
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The freeway's one big parking lot
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Traffic jam
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Well, I thought we were movin' but I guess we're not
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'Cause I'm stuck right here in the middle (right here in the middle)
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Right here in the middle of a traffic jam
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Stuck in the middle of a traffic jam
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yeah yeah yeah yeah
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Bumper to bumper to bumper to bumper to
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Bumper to bumper to bumper to bumper to
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Bumper to bumper to bumper to bumper...
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Yay-hey!
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There's a yuppie on a cellular phone
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I'm gonna puke if I here any more
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There's a motorcycle zoomin' by me
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Watch what happens when I open my door
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Now we're all goin' nowhere fast
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Well, I guess that's perfectly clear
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I left home five hours ago
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And I can still see my house from here
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So if anybody's tryin' to find me
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Well, I'll tell you where I am
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Right here (right here) right here (right here)
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Stuck right here in the middle of this...
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Traffic jam
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I haven't moved one inch from this here spot
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Traffic jam
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The freeway's one big parking lot
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Traffic jam
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Now my back teeth are floatin' and my nerves are shot
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And I'm stuck right here in the middle (right here in the middle)
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Stuck right here in the middle of a traffic jam
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Traffic Jam... traffic jam... traffic jam... woo!
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Traffic Jam
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| Weird Al Yankovic |
