(Verse)
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It might seem crazy, wearing stripes and plaid
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I Instagram every meal I've had
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All my used liquor bottles are on display
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We can go to see a show, but I'll make you pay
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(Chorus)
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(Because I'm Tacky)
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Wear my belt with suspenders and sandals with my socks
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(Because I'm Tacky)
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Got some new glitter Uggs and lovely pink sequined Crocs
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(Because I'm Tacky)
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Never let you forget some favor I did for you
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(Because I'm Tacky)
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If you're okay with that, you might just be tacky, too
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(Verse)
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I met some chick, ask her this and that
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Like are you pregnant, girl, or just really fat?
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Well, now I'm dropping names almost constantly
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That's what Kanye West keeps tellin' me, here's why!
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(Chorus)
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(Because I'm Tacky)
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Wear my Ed Hardy shirt with fluorescent orange pants
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(Because I'm Tacky)
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Got my new resume it's printed in Comic Sans
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(Because I'm Tacky)
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Think it's fun threatenin' waiters with a bad Yeelp review
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(Because I'm Tacky)
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If you think that's just fine, then, you're probably tacky, too!
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(Bridge)
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Aye, come on!
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Bring me shame, can't nothing do
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Bring me shame, can never know why
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Bring me shame, can't nothing
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Bring me shame, I said... (here to tell you now)
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Bring me shame, can't nothing
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Bring me shame, it's pointless to try
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Bring me shame, can't nothing...
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Bring me shame, I said
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(Chorus)
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(Because I'm Tacky)
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Forty three Bumper Stickers and a YOLO license plate
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(Because I'm Tacky)
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Bring along my coupon book whenever I'm on a date
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(Because I'm Tacky)
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Practice my twerking moves in line at the DMV
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(Because I'm Tacky)
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Took the whole bowl of restaurant mints, hey, it's said they're free
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(Because I'm Tacky)
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I get drunk at the bank and take off my shirt at least
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(Because I'm Tacky)
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I would live-tweet a funeral, take selfies with the deceased
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(Because I'm Tacky)
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If I'm bitten by a zombie, I'm probably not tellin' you eh eh
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(Because I'm Tacky)
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If you don't think that's bad, guess what, then you're tacky, too
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(Come on!)
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Tacky
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| Weird Al Yankovic |
