Fat and weak, what a disgrace.
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Guess the champ got too lazy.
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Ain't gonna fly now, he's just takin' up space.
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Sold his gloves, threw his eggs down the drain.
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But he’s no bum, he works down the street
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He bought the neighborhood deli.
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Back on his feet, now he's choppin' up meat.
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Come inside, maybe you'll hear him say,
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Try the rye or the kaiser,
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They're our special tonight.
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If you want, you can have an appetizer
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You might like our salami and the liver’s alright
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And they'd really go well with the rye or the kaiser
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Never eats while on the job,
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He heard it’s good to stay hungry
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But he makes a pretty mean shish kebab
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Have a taste, they were made fresh today
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Try the rye or the kaiser
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Or the wheat or the white
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Maybe I can suggest an appetizer
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Stay away from the tuna, it smells funny tonight
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But you just can’t go wrong with the rye or the kaiser
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So today, his deli comes first
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Still he dreams of his past days of glory
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Goes in the back and beats up on the liverwurst
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All the while you can still hear him say,
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It’s the rye or the kaiser
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It’s the thrill of one bite
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Let me please be your catering advisor.
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If you want substitutions,
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I won't put up a fight.
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You can have your roast beef on the rye or the kaiser.
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The rye or the kaiser….. (repeat)
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The Rye And The Kaiser
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| Weird Al Yankovic |
