We've been together for so very long
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But now things are changing, oh I wonder what's wrong?
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Seems you don't want me around
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The passion is gone and the flame's died down
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I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem
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That time that you made it with the whole hockey team
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You used to think I was nice
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Now you tell all your friends that I'm the Antichrist
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Oh, why did you disconnect the breaks in my car?
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That kind of thing is hard to ignore
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Got a funny feeling you don't love me anymore
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I knew that we were having problems when
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You put those piranhas in my bathtub again
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You're still the light of my life
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Oh darling, I'm beggin', won't you put down that knife?
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You know, I even think it's kinda cute the way
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You poison my coffee just a little each day
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I still remember the way that you laughed
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When you pushed me down that elevator shaft
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Oh, if you don't mind me asking, what's this poisonous cobra
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Doing in my underwear drawer?
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Sometime I get to thinking you don't love me any more
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You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill
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Now my scars are all healing, but my heart never will
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You set my house on fire
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You pulled out my chest hairs with an old pair of pliers
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Oh, you think that I'm ugly and you say that I'm cheap
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You shaved off my eyebrows while I was asleep
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You drilled a hole in my head
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Then you dumped me in a drainage ditch and left me for dead
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Oh, you know this really isn't like you at all
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You never acted this way before
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Honey, something tells me you don't love me any more, oh no no
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Got a funny feeling you don't love me anymore
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[approximately 10 minutes and 2 seconds of silence]
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[some loud and spontaneous noises]
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You Don't Love Me Anymore
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| Weird Al Yankovic |
