We're dangerous dudes, we got bad attitudes
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Most of our brain cells are gone
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We were born to be bad, you better not make us mad
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Or we just might toilet paper your lawn
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We got a reputation 'round these parts
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We only leave a ten percent tip
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Sometimes we don't return our shoping carts
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Stay out of our way and don't you give us no lip
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'Cause we're young... dumb and ugly
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That's what we are
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We're so young... young, dumb and ugly
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We wear black leather in the hottest weather
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You can't imagine the smell
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We got three-day stubble, our names spell trouble
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T-R-U-B-E-L
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Reaisin' hell, bendin' the rules just a little
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We're livin' only for thrills
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We squeeze our tooothpaste tubes from the middle
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And wait until the last minute to pay our telephone bills
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'Cause we're young... dumb and ugly
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You better believe it
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We're young... young, dumb and ugly
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I'll tell you again
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We're so young... young, dumb and ugly
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We're comin' to your town
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Yeah, we're young... young, dumb and ugly
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We're wild, reckless men, we're on a rampage again
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We drive with just one hand on the wheel
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Danger's in our soul, we're goin' out of control
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Swimmin' right after a big heavy meal
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We're there wherever trouble's starting
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We're rebels without a clue
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We drink milk right from the carton
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And keep our library books 'till they're way overdue
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'Cause we're young... dumb and ugly
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That's what we are
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We're so young... young, dumb and ugly
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You can't stop us
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We're young... we're so young, dumb and ugly
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Young, dumb & ugly
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We're young... we're young, dumb and ugly
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So ugly
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Young... dumb... & ugly
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Young, Dumb & Ugly
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| Weird Al Yankovic |
