Is it on? Okay
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1, 2, 1, 2, 5, 6
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Let me tell you 'bout the school cafeteria
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It's got all the others beat
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It sells over four million burgers a year
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Just think, that's almost two pounds of meat
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My ice cream sandwich is lukewarm
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But my burrito is much too cold
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A school cafeteria is the only place
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That sells artificially colored mold
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You know a school cafeteria believes in mass production
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They buy those lousy soy beans by the keg
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I don't like to complain, but in a school cafeteria
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You can get a taco and get Bubonic Plague
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Today in the school cafeteria
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They introduced a brand new malt
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It's called boysenberry dysentery
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Please pass the salt
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The tunafish sandwiches'll make you ill
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The enchiladas are enough to kill
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Before you eat, you'd better make out your will
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In the school cafeteria today
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Say, boys and girls, tired of being skinny
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Eat a school lunch today
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All starch and cholesterol
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Absolutely no protein
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Remember, fourteen million teenagers can't be wrong
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Feel your arteries growing hard
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As you eat another healthy spoonful of lard
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It's no wonder that the food is so gross
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The health department is afraid to come close
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So everybody better hold your nose
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In the school cafeteria today
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So listen very closely, all you girls and guys
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Here's a little message to the wise
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You'd better not try the chili surprise
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In the school cafeteria today, oh yeah
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In the school cafeteria today
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School Cafeteria - Version 1
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| Weird Al Yankovic |
