Say, do you remember that guy Larry next door
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Well, he always was the neighborhood clown
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Like the time he took my pants off and he took those color pictures
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And posted copies all over town
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Or the time that he dumped toxic waste on my lawn
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Or those wacky prank phone calls from midnight 'till dawn
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What a crazy kid Larry was, always foolin' around
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Boy, what a joker
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What a funny, funny guy
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I'll never forget about Larry
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No matter how I try
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Say, do you remember when I lost all my hair
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'Cause Lar' gave me that Nair shampoo
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And hey, how 'bout the day he put Ben Gay inside my jockstrap
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And filled my toothpaste tube with glue
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All those wedgies he gave, all those shoestrings he tied
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All those brownies he made with the Ex-lax inside
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Oh Lar', I swear, it was a laugh a minute with you
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Boy, what a joker
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What a funny, funny guy
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I'll never forget about Larry
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No matter how I try
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You know I couldn't help but laugh
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Even though he treated me like slime
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Remember when he cut my car in half?
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Well, he really got me good that time!
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Say, do you remember when I broke in Larry's house
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Late at night and tied his mouth with a rag
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Then I dragged him by his ankles to the middle of the forest
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And stuffed him in a big plastic bag
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If the cops ever find him, who knows what they'd say
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But I'm sure if ol' Lar' were still with us today
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He would have to agree with me it was a pretty good gag
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Oh boy, what a joker
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What a funny, funny guy
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I'll never forget about Larry
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No matter how I try
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Oh boy, what a joker
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What a funny, funny guy
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I'll never forget about Larry
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No matter how I try
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No matter how I try
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Oh, I remember Larry
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Oh, I remember Larry
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Oh, I remember Larry
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Oh, I remember Larry
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Oh, I remember Larry
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Oh, I remember Larry
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Oh, I remember Larry
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I Remember Larry
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| Weird Al Yankovic |
